Happy Birthday Snarky Nursing Home Card

If you think this birthday sucks, wait until you see the nursing home I picked out for you. The perfect snarky greeting for the milestone birthday that needs a laugh.

Crafted on premium 100 lb Lynx cover uncoated cardstock, this A2-sized card (4.25" × 5.5") delivers a substantial, natural feel that demands attention. Arrives with a coordinating kraft envelope and protective cello sleeve—ready to mail or hand-deliver with impact.