Meetings That Could Have Been An Email Card

A retirement card that skips the sappy and lands the joke every office worker has muttered under their breath. "Congrats on your retirement & surviving years of meetings that could have been an email." Instant recognition, instant laugh — the kind of card people buy the second they read it. Retirement is a steady, evergreen occasion, and funny office humor is a reliable seller for any workplace-adjacent buyer. Low-ticket, high-relatability, easy impulse add-on. A2 folded card, blank interior Kraft envelope included Individually cello-sleeved